DAYUMMMM HOMIE!

...The ninja from Oak-Town put a hurtin on YOU!

Not gonna lie...

....I ♥ this lil girl....

Jokes....lol

Ellen D...

....is DOPE...

Excuse me headcasers...

...while I put on my dancing shoes and dance with the network's choice minority commentator AROUND THE OBVIOUS....

NOTE: At 1:46 when he chokes on his own tongue ::snickers:: CLASSIC....

..Even better is the anchor's "i supported integrated busing so I'm down with the people and this can't still exist" argument....

WAKE UP....there goes another....::pops bubble::.....

Like my mother always said...

...be careful not to become unequally yolked for you will not be supported and truly loved in your endeavors....Enter:Ms. Houston

THIS is ridiculous...

...have you seen/heard/talk some shit about this?? Peep:

Come on now...Lebron eats, breathes, shits, sleeps and LIVES basketball and yall wanna go ape shit over ONE dunk in a clinic? PU-LEASE. He was probably day-dreaming about some new hilarious one-man commercial campaign for colgate smiles he's bout to launch...GTFOH!

In case u need to laugh today....

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like Nike just do it...

But do it RIGHT...

I had a conversation earlier tonight about how while travelling the road less travelled toward your dreams, it may be hard to keep your pace when some around you may have been born closer to point b. However, there is seeming little light shed on some of those individuals who are instilled with the extra bone to work harder for IT. I think in ANYTHING, someone who approaches what they do/want with respect and diligence should get the same in  return. 

That said, check out Aaron Reid and his path to being like the Giants he stems from...

Let the cards fall....

People need to accept that everything happens for a reason...

Enter: American Idol winner Kris Allen. Now if I took the time to text or call for this thing, it would have been for him. But since I don't, I was happy to see that he did pull through on finale night to win it all and be "the underdog". Now enter: the haters. In recent news, theories such as fans in Kris's native Arkansas were able to "power text" and that aided in his win, Idol was rigged, etc., ET cetera, blah blah blah, hater punch has been drunk.

Now, if Adam Lambert had won, with his stamp of approval from Perez and Katy Perry and host of other Celeb Royalty, we would have left it alone perhaps if only to say, how predictable. But the dude who's CD wouldn't give me a headache, who's concert I would actually wanna go to, he plays, he's an artist. He wins and it can't be real. Gimme a break.

Adam is still talented and let's face, past season 5, if you made it past the top 5, you pretty much have a shot at an album. Hell, it'll probably still be from Clive...lol. So why the uproar? A lot more runner ups and losers have gone farther than winners anyways...hello J Hud, Clay Aiken...

It IS logical he could have won fair and square. Adam and Gokey were separated by ONE million votes in the second to last round. Gokey's supporters might not have jumped on the Adam bandwagon out of spite. Who knows and WHO CARES?!

Stop ruining the boy's shine because the Queen runner up is a sore loser.

In case you haven't been watching....

Grey's Anatomy is AMAZING right now...Check this clip from the 100th episode...

Dope....and PUH-LEASE take time to appreciate the fact that this is DOMINATING, well written, well casted, and written and run by a BLACK woman....

Now is the time to uplift and OWN the power we have instead of disparaging...there are SO many great and gifted examples right now...

For complete episodes head to www.ABC.com

Say it aint so!

So apparently REALITY has hit the picture perfect, yet witty, family from Jon and Kate Plus 8 and hit the rags. Jon reportedly opted for extra curricular activities with a 23 yr old school teacher.

Are we really surprised?! THEY HAVE 8 KIDS! I mean come on....If you've watched the show, you've seen how he is Lt. in a mini army run by none other than Kate. While I thoroughly appreciate they completely understand you can't take life too seriously and you MUST laugh to keep from crying, I'm almost positive dude needs a break from monotony and lack of missionary.

My belief is that unless people take the time to work at it, marriage is most basically a business. You have to operate your private company you are wholeheartedly invested in (your household) and make sure it stands and has exponential growth in the long run towards the American Dream...HA. Just like your coworkers, there are some that clock out right at 7, some that never stop working, and some that are banging the secretary behind the desk. Things fall where they may but he's still at the company......Thoughts?

For the hungover to crack up..

THIS is HILARIOUS!!!!!

And now, Kanye's "response":
SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT……AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!

LOL...ooops lol (so you know its *M.* lol)...I mean Kanye, seriously, just admit ur in a confused state of life and keep it pushing my nig...It's completely understandable....

Dear Oscars....

As a child of the theater, ok ok weird ass theater kid that often rambunctiously busts into a show tune, I've been ecstatic in recent years with the boom of Broadway to big screen and crossover films. But lip-syncing and High School Musical on the stage of the Oscars? Really? I know they were aiming for more showmanship and viewers this year but...really? I dunno what do you think? Peep:

I can't call it...the medley was just so much..and as my cohort Natasha from YBF said..a BIG LOL to the At Last throw in...

In other news from last night...
SLUMMMMMMMMMMDOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
So incredibly proud of this movie, the cast and all the well-deserved accolades that it is getting. If you haven't seen it yet, YOU SHOULD. It's such an incredible display of human nature, flaw, love, perseverance, love, loyalty, karma and one of the best displays of storytelling I've seen in a long time. In fact I'm gonna have to watch it again this afternoon after my Rockband world tour lol.

Dope that they gave it to Heath Ledger too even though that was somewhat predictable but even MORE dope that Sean Penn won because Milk was an AMAZING film as well.

Here's looking forward to next year's golden men and a year of great films....

You think you know...

...but you have no idea...lol I miss Mtv's Diary....

But in the nature of reality tv, some of the homies from LA have a new show coming out to show the real deal behind what you seen on MTV and BET alike. Well, the video model side at least....Candy Girls airs March 8th right after The Kardashians...Check the trailer:

Get it ladies...do ya thang thang...I'll for SURE be tuning in cuz I already know it's about to POP OFF this season LOL! (*Shout out to the Pirate...)

For more pics, bios and such check them out at E!

Why The City...

...is the best thing to come out of MTV's reality show boom.

So the Real World has lost it's sanity (literally) and almost all grasp of unmedicated reality, and we've ventured into buffoonery, showmances and scripted friends whether admittedly or not (Hills vs Paris's BFF). But alas the ONE decent voice of reason from the Hills broke out with her spinoff and did it with a bang. (And yes Whit Port is also reason 38943847297 I say god bless the Xrds lol what up Whit!). Peep the following conversation had between Whitney and Kelly from People's Revolution post "I made a comment to yo girl about needing to eat a thing or two" run in on last night's episode:

Whitney:What I love you for is obviously your outspoken nature and how honest you are. But Allie's feelings were a little bit hurt.

Kelly: You brought your friend and i hurt her feelings. And I would like to say that I'm sorry for that but I'm not. *Gangsta lol*

Whitney: Okay *I know Whitney was like "daaaaamn like that?!" lol?*

Kelly: This is an industry that has accepted such a concept of thin beyond what most consumers even wanted you know [or] accept as normal. We've even accepted the ultimate extreme of thinness as normal and this girl is beyond that.

Whitney: Well she says that if her agency thought that she was unhealthy then they would tell her.

Kelly: Then maybe they will.

Whitney: Well they never have.

Kelly: This to me was an alarming situation.

Whitney: This is a new friend so this is why I'm in a very awkward and uncomfortable position because it's like where do I step in?

Kelly: The whole point about honesty it's not so much for other people it's for yourself. Have you done your part as a human being? *PREACH*

Whitney: We're different people.

Kelly: I couldn't not say anything to her. The truth doesn't always come like a shiny blue bird on someone's shoulder. The truth hurts.

*And YES it does. I have OFTEN been the Kelly but I oscillate between standing firm like she did or going and making the person feel a lil better about life. Ya know "bluebird" style. But before I dive off the deep end into my philos on honesty here's why I fux with The City. This convo was A. one of many natural and on point and honest convos I've seen on the show and with a message about living. Image is a deal for EVERYBODY big, small, male, female, gay, straight, purple, orange, what have you. B. Way to demonstrate that if you're going to showcase your life and who your becoming/are, you're gonna strive to be the best person you can be. She, as in Whitney, was like look I feel strongly about this but at the same time I don't really know this girl like my aces so ahhhh what do I do. A predicament any of us could find ourselves in.

In life there are so many instances where good or bad are not clear. We can just do our best....

At least in all the madness Mtv shows they are showing some real human action and reaction...in the city of it ALL!

GIMME A BREAK!

...or a ding dong...

So I'm sitting here writing vegging on America's Next Top Model silently thinking to myself, "Wow these heffas are bony, even the tranny...especially the tranny." When I accidentily hit my remote and it switched to CNN....

Only to hear/read "SIMPSON WEIGHT OUTRAGE!"....

ON CNN?!?!? For real????
If you don't know what they're referring to, Jessica Simpson got fat and the world apparently has turned upside down.


And here's my thing. NOBODY woulda know had she not gone up there in too tight clothes so everyone could tell. DUH!

Music needs to be...

...on the same level as advertising lol! Check this out because I swear commercials are more entertaining than TV these days:

Times are rough...and stuff...

In Detroit today, Detroit-ans (what do yall like to be called out there in booville?) waited in line...in the cold...for things like food, toiletries, Xmas toys and other necessities....

Thank your stars folks, you have computer (clearly...or web-enabled mobile device) and things could be worse in these trying times...

Apparently MTV must be feeling the crunch as well. Check out the ad below from Craigslist for the ACTUAL beds that were used in the upcoming Real World: Brooklyn...


There's also an end table, stools, a bench and Rockband 2 with an Xbox for your "highest offer today"....

::rolling eyes::

Is this really considered memorabilia? They should just give the stuff to the people above...

Yessssss Maaaaaan!

I can't wait for this movie to come out, Yes Man starring Jim Carrey. He stopped by Letterman to give his Top Ten...Check it:


HILARIOUS....can't wait to see this flick...
I would try a Yes Campaign because I agree there's way too much negativity in the world....But let's face it, I get asked way too much dumb ish on a daily so I'm gonna have to go with NO! and a positive outlook LMAO....

Dannnnnnnnnnnnggggggg!

Remember Babs?? Aka another one of Diddy's hopefuls that fell by the wayside?? lol well looky looky who's still grindin...and it's kinda snazzy...if ya like these type of joints...

Da BAAAAAAAAANNNNNND! Bring back Dylan (and all his felonies lol) and Choppa!!!

P.s. My favorite thing about the video: her weave selections and the studio motif lol...