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Dead Yapper Dog
Reply to: anon-846089229@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-09-18, 2:10PM
My neighbor had two yapper dogs. Barking all the time. I could even hear them in the house. Yap! Yap! Yap! (short pause) Yap! Yap! Yap! I've hated those dogs for years and wished they were dead. Not just wounded - dead. Many times I even imagined myself killing them. Many killings. Shooting them. Clubbing. Kicking. Throttling. Strangling. Poisoning. This morning, one of them had escaped its yard and was dead in the street. Hit by a car I guess. Now there's only one yapper dog left. Maybe it won't yap without its partner. I guess I'll see tonight. I feel sort of bad for the yapper dog owners. I'm sure they will be all broken up over this. Mr. dog-hater killer man isn't quite so high and mighty now.
A lil inside mi noggin..
- M.
- Brooklyn, NY, United States
- I'm blunt...and rather observant...DUH that means I should blog! I suffer from, no let me rephrase, I combat living with an AVM on a daily basis. An AVM is an Abnormal Veinous Malformation which affects about 250,000 people in the US (http://www.cumc.columbia.edu/dept/cerebro/AVM.htm#Link8). It affects everyone differently, for me it's caused a constant headache since 2003...litterally. I've been in countless doctors offices, been poked and proded, been through the emotions of being misdiagnosed with a brain tumor. Needless to say, I've been through a lot and not just because of my...let's call it an ailment. Above all I've developed a less than common outlook on life and perception of things.Don't for one minute misconstrue, I'm in no way a victim, I'm self-sufficient almost to a fault and encourage others to turn their weaknesses into empowerment. It builds character and makes for one hell of a screenplay ha! That combined with growing up immersed in a semi-charmed world, and the glitz and glamour of Hollyweird leads to some interesting anecdotes...Here are my thoughts...
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