2008's Minstrel Show...

*thanks to F+J for telling me about this post. ;p

Behold...minstrel shows version 2008. Let's not forget the sleep n eat and mantan of yesteryear we have our very own Soulja Boy...oh I'm sorry full name "Soulja Boy Tell em" (tell them what? what enlightening thing do you have to say to the world). As if supermaning that hoe, yooooooooning and hittin that booty meat was not enough, he is now being paid for simply existing as the ignorant, illiterate nincompoop that he is. Check this out:





Wtf?! I would really like to meet the man signing his checks. 400 million views, so upwards in 60 million dollars and for what? Do they allow their children to pay homage to the youtube soldier? It astounds me how the dollar wins over content, art and integrity REPEATEDLY. But I guess that's also why the deficit is so ginormous.

Some of the ignorami that continued to leave comments:

R5p172 (3 minutes ago)
Here's your f*cking 17 cent.

2pac057 (24 minutes ago)
always this 2 fake ass nikkers behind you fucking dick get some more gang if you want a war what are u going to bring superman?

*Why is it always the people who have trouble with english that wanna cuss somebody out on the internet? Angry folk...

dennytothez (28 minutes ago)
im calling some japanese people to deal with your ass bitch
YEAH JAPANESE PEOPLE
watcha gonna do now eh?
their gonna stealth into your backyard and when you least expect it
THEIR GONNA CUT OFF YOUR TESTIKALS
thats right
testikals...
and after that when you are on the ground and all in pain and shit
im giving them another 50 bucks to teabag your ass
YEAH WAZZAP NOW

*So does this mean I can't be big in Japan for fear that they will "stealth into my backyard"? Oh by the way debbtothez, stealth is an adjective or noun...not a verb...

MrP1um (10 hours ago)
Souljaboy, I never knew someone with so little talent could become famous. Please never make another song ever again. thanks.
Also, you seem to have some sort of speech impediment. I could sound out my words better than you when I was 4 yrs old. Just thought you might want to get some grammar lessons or something because, well... you're just embarrassing yourself.

*MrP1um is my new idol...thanks for not accepting garbage. But correction nonetheless my purple toned friend, you can in fact become famous while being talent-less. Prime examples: The entire cast of the Hills (my ex-classmates included), a good 70% of the High School Musical gang, Cassie, Kirsten Dunst (I'll give her interview with the vampire but seriously after that...), and my all time fave TILA TEQUILA! See Plummy...it doesn't take much...LOOK!

Some of Soulja's accomplishments...according to him he's done it all!