How funny is this...

CLASS WAR
Obama Dividing, Conquering DC Private School Elite
by Alex Pareene

Oh no, the Obama's are inspiring class warfare in DC! Elite private school attendees are mocking other elite private school attendees, and it's all because of little Malia and Sasha!

See, Michelle Obama took her little girls to visit Washington DC's bestest private schools, because soon they will begin their life of cloistered privilege in one of the nation's poorest, most segregated major cities. The Obamas chose Sidwell over Maret, which is a very important and meaningful sentence if you are part of "Washington Society."

So at a recent Maret-Sidwell basketball game, tensions ran high! “The Sidwell kids started yelling ‘O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!’ at us,” a Maret parent told the City Paper. Man, that was uncalled for!

“On the Maret side, that was insulting and incendiary,” says the Maret parent, who requested anonymity. “How crass!”

Maret’s side eventually responded by yelling “Oatmeal sucks!” — a play on Sidwell’s nickname, the Quakers.

Oh god, guys, lame.

Meanwhile, no one is even bothering to chant anything at Obama third-choice school Georgetown Day's basketball team. (Does GDS have a basketball team? Maybe someone will chant something belittling at their quiz bowl team!)

Pride at Sidwell [Ben Smith/Politico]

*LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! If this is in fact true, this is GREAT! Elite private schools actually FIGHTING for a token black, but not just any, the first kids, instead of just letting them slide by. And as far as the comments of beginning "their life of cloistered privilege"....tsk tsk....

Did you not pay attention to the campaign??? The type of people/character the Obamas are??? Come on dude...if anything, it's for her children's protection A. and B. because education is NOT YET EQUAL IN THIS COUNTRY and everyone wants the best for their kids....

Get outta hea...