Who's afraid of the big bad BAM?!?

So you want to postpone the debates huh McCain? Afraid of actually having to come up with a logical, rational plan? I know it's a toughie. Actually coming up with a retort that's not on a teleprompter. Thinking. Listening to Obama's points and responding with a COUNTERpoint and not a random tangent. Geez, you really got your work cut out for you. It's like cranking out a term paper on why Communism wasn't successful...the night before. I understand why you need more time. I, too, am a crammer. I, however, am not running for chief of state.

I would've considered for a moment how this might've looked. Maverick status is now slightly waning into "You're a pussy"-dom. Or on the other side of the fence you could be masking your ailments which isn't much better. That would mean we'd be closer to the Lipstick Hog stepping in for you and well, to be completely frank, I think she should watch the following films before going any further: The Land Before Time, Ice Age 1 & 2, Jurassic Park Trilogy and Dinosaurs in IMAX.

So Candy Cain step it up! I know, I know, it's intimidating to have a black man who slightly resembles Urkel meets 007, walk intellectual loops around you but hey, you signed up for this bub! I mean think about it, you survived being a P.O.W. to come out forever looking like you're Hile-ing Hitler when you wave.....you can certainly survive a verbal ass whooping for a couple hours...