The "No Shit Sherlock" Items of the Day

So apparently a few BRIGHTLY RAINBOW COLORED cats are out of the bag....but are we really surprised?

First up:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially a "couple"...WELL DUH! Paris and Nicole didn't even hang out that much let alone get that cozy! But you know what, whatever Samantha possesses that has turned Lolo back into the stellar being that she is and she's looking more together than ever (save for Britney's hell of a comeback...who saw that coming?!). Anywho, I do hope the media let's these two have some peace...they deserve it and it's been a long ride.

Second:

Clay Aiken is ALSO officially out the closet. He decided to come out because he "cannot raise a child to lie or hide things." Oooook you never were too good at hiding so I don't know what lessons you were going to teach but alrighty..

And third but definitely always good for a Homer DOH!:

The McCain campaign has been very tight on media access to Palin's international affairs this week. By tight I mean they haven't been letting ANYONE in to see her fummmmmmmbllllllllleeee! I mean I guess they have a point when you're running for VP and this is your FIRST interaction in international affairs.